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Best description of Sex and the City and the reason why Entourage sucks

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 01:57:44 -0700

Characters that are types instead of people are the reason I never liked Entourage, and why every conversation in Sex in the City is a variation on the same thing.

MIRANDA: Carrie, you should tell that jerk to piss off because feminism!

SAMANTHA: No way, Carrie, you should screw him because sex is empowering.

CHARLOTTE: Ooh, I don’t know you guys, I’m repressed and old fashioned, vagina wax makes me cry.

Via http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/review-5050-is-an-emotional-roflcopter

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Is this cute enough to get the 3 y/o onto the Toy Show?

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 14:16:22 -0700

Memo.m4a Listen on Posterous

Sent from my iPhone

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Poopons - the next big thing

Sun, 18 Sep 2011 03:51:41 -0700

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The #jobbridge T-Shirt

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 06:52:34 -0700

Limited edition.

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It's the way I tell 'em . #joke

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 06:36:56 -0700

Bhí dhá fear IRA ag siúl síos bóthar i mBeal Feirste agus chonaic siad fear ina seasamh in aice an balla. Dúirt fear amhain ar an fear eile ... "An ceapann tú go bhfuil an fear sin in san UVF ?"

Arsa an fear eile ... "Ní ceapaim". [Via Reddit]

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Mirror, mirror on the wall....

Fri, 06 May 2011 02:43:08 -0700

Really love this idea which is on the Kickstart website at the moment.

"The SF Mirrors Project is a public art project with one simple purpose at it's core - to spread a bit of random happiness. The idea is to create a public art installation overnight throughout the city of San Francisco spreading messages of inspiration, encouragement, and hope."

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Garda Video Training Manual...

Tue, 05 Apr 2011 01:22:00 -0700

These Gardai should be sacked. Disgraceful behaviour.

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Michael Lowry - My Big Fat Zero Benefit

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 07:03:45 -0700

Can't believe he actually used the phrase BIG FAT zero in relation to property transactions.

The BIG FAT is emphasised on his website.

Gas man.

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The Bermuda Triangle DOES exist

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 06:50:00 -0700

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Finally there is proof. Barry Manilow knew what he was singing about.

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The new Tesco slogan

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 03:44:08 -0700

I fucking hate Tesco. I really do.

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New advertising for Wicklow Tourism #wk #ge11

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 10:34:00 -0800

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Enda Kenny v Cleverbot.com

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 10:02:21 -0800

Here's http://www.cleverbot.com with reply to I am Enda Kenny.

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It's quite clever really

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 13:40:59 -0800

So it is...

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Micheál Martin's "Look at the state of us" address word cloud

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:48:00 -0800

Barack Obama gave his State of the Union address last night and all people heard was 'Salmon'.

Micheál Martin is the new leader of Fianna Fáil and here's a wordcloud of his victory speech followed by a "what people heard" wordcloud.

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Take your time, the books whispered to me in their dusty voices. We're not going anywhere...

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 13:58:55 -0800

Currently reading The Shallows by Nicholas Carr. It's all about how "the Net is literally re-wiring our brains". How does our use of all this technology affect the way we live and interact with each other ? Fascinating stuff. One particular passage towards the beginning of the book really resonated with me and thought it was worth sharing.

Original Image credit Villanova University and adapted under a CC license.

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My browser just warned me not to visit thetwitter.com !

Sat, 25 Sep 2010 06:39:06 -0700

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Prince Charles cries with laughter as he auditions talent to welcome the Pope

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 15:18:52 -0700

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Irish Government approved 10 Year Bond Chart

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 07:57:13 -0700

Brian Cowen is right. There is nothing to fear from these 10 year bond charts. Nothing at all.

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Stories from The Sun that you won't have read today because you don't like breasts

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 03:15:04 -0700

The annual "Christmas shop open already" story is on Page 4. BT are opening their Christmas shop tomorrow. The Sun says that the "SWISH department store Brown Thomas was SLEIGH-ted" for the move.

Consumer's Association chief Dermot Jewell was FUMING. He cited the recession as a reason why the shop for those with more money than sense shouldn't be putting shoppers under pressure. "it's unfair to show off snazzy games to kids when so many folks are feeling the pinch."

He's right though - it is too early but it's been like this for years. C'est la vie. Doesn't stop The Sun calling for Boycott though.

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"What a tool. Mechanic De Tseng, 43, was let off with a warning over stripping naked and swinging a spanner at locals after getting fired in Kuming, China."

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The Sea Life Centre in Bray is getting an ocean "SEX-pert" to answer everything kids need to know about the "birds and the SEAS"

Cathy Maguire will go on duty from Monday, September 6.

Underneath a photo montage of various crabs is a question: Why do they all look cranky? Answer: It's just a bad case of crabs.

Cathy reveals the answers to some marine life "nookie" questions.

Why would a crab sit on another crab? When a boy crab likes a girl crab, he carries her underneath him to cuddle her.

Altogether now . AWWWWWWWWWW!

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Jedward Grandad RIP.

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Demi Moore Twitpic on Page 7. 47 and Tweeting herself in Bikini. Grow up woman ffs.

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County Cork OAP is still in darkness after he paid the ESB €5k in 2008 to get connected to the grid. He cuts a lonely figure sitting outside his remote farmhouse. The 68 year old said "It would be nice to be able to watch a bit of television in my retirement."

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Totally Xpose have some amazing tips for those attending Electric Picnic.

1. Get fluffy socks in Penneys

2. Buy wellies

3. Plait your hair

4. Bring comfy jeans

5. Buy some white, black and nude vest tops. €3 in Penneys. (they're on the payroll there it would seem)

6. Drink loads of water

7. Bring smelling salts

8. Bring rain mac, baby wipes, face wipes, sunglasses, trilby hat, warm hoodie

9. Don't wear short skirts and fake tan or high heels

10. Get fake eyelashes

11. Check out what a list of unkown (to me) celebrities wear to festivals and copy them

12. Get some sleep

13. Brush your teeth before bed

14. Chill out

15. Pray for good weather

16. Penneys Penneys Penneys Penneys - go there now and but shit.

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A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.

I was eating my tea last night when I suddenly thought to myself, "This milk must be seriously out of date."

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Lorraine Keane doesn't know why TV3 boss Ben Frow was so mean to her. "He has been with the station less than two years. I was with TV3 for 11 years." It's like something you'd hear in the school playground.

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"House about it? A €1 bungalow". A man in Galway is willing to consider any offer over €1 for a house in Galway. He's been two years trying to sell the bungalow and just wants shut of it. He's never heard of social media. It'd be gone by noon if he put it on Facebook.

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Lost count of how many breast photographs in the paper. A lot though.

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Stories you won't have read today because you're too highbrow to buy The Star...

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 03:33:21 -0700

A brain damaged wheelchair-bound man who emptied the contents of his medical catheter onto a bank floor said sorry yesterday. The judge gave him a conditional discharge saying "sometimes these things happen."

The man was charged with causing £85 worth of damage to an Ulster Bank branch carpet and apologised for "acting out of character". The bank were in court seeking £85 restitution. The judge told the defendant "I am sure they are in dire need of it and you have 20 weeks to pay" before wishing him good luck.

No mention of what drove him to empty the contents of the catheter onto the floor.

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Eddie Hobbs writes about Anglo.

"Looking into Anglo Irish is like trying to fathom a lousy case of national dry rot.... And worst of all - having bought the poxy thing - we don't know if we can afford it."

Eh, I'm not an Economist BUT I'm pretty sure we can't afford it Eddie.

He also recommends cutting "the living daylights out of social welfare payments, education and health budgets." Very 007.

On the opposite page of Eddie's wise words we get some nice graphics of what we could get for the €25bn Anglo cash infusion a la The Sunday Business Post top 100 things.

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Julia Robers has hairy armpits!! Photographic evidence on Page 14.

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Right night door to Julia's beach pictures is an "Opportunity second to nun". The Poor Clares are holding a monastic experience weekend at their Co. Carlow monastery next month to attract candidates to a six year apprenticeship. No mention of pay rates. #

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Some gobshite suffered flash burns to his head, legs and torso when he blew himself up trying to kill a spider. He sprayed the spider with an aerosol and then flicked a cigarette lighter to see if he'd killed it. The blast blew the man off his feet and lifted the attic door of its hinges.

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Irish people have bet €5,000 on when the next volcano will blow. Paddy Power have a book open on a dozen peaks. 12/1 for Mt. Vesuvius, 28/1 for Mt. Etna, 50/1 for Yellowstone. Favourite is Galeras in Colombia at 5/4. Payout will only occur if the volcano spews out 10 million cubic metres of lava.

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Jonathan Ross is "still a ward of the Beeb" - whatever that means.

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Sing when they're winning...

Singer Johnny B wants Tipp fans to belt these lyrics out at Croker...

"Cahir to Nenagh, they'll agree, it's time we took back Liam McCarthy.

For the blue, the gold and the dream, this is for the boys on Hill 16."

etc etc.

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Heidi Montag is looking lovely in pink on page 23 - "No Heid-ing that honker" - reference to a "strange bandage on her schnoz". It looks like an regular plaster to me..

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3 years after the birth of her twin boys, Georgina Ahern speaks about her heartbreak at having to leaving the twins in an incubator overnight.

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6 lovely TG4 Babes are pictured on Page 25 at the launch of the station's Autumn schedule in the new Landsdowne Road stadium. W

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Hypnotist Paul McKenna is set to buy the house Michael Jackson died in for €23m. Self help - that's the business to be in obviously.

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A glossy magazine for women will only have "real women" throughout from now on. Essentials is shunning celebrities, models and airbrushing.

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Ireland's top telly guide recommends the following viewing tonight

Ben Stiller in Heartbreak Kid on RTE1 at 9.35pm

Scéal an airgid on TG4 at 9.30 pm is all about how Ireland's economic recovery is coming along and what can be done to speed it up.

Alex Higgins - The People's Champion on BBC2 at 9pm.

Pick of the day - Waterloo Road on BBC1 at 8pm.

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Now you're up to date on all the important news.. Get back to work now.

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